With Christmas holidays approaching, it’s hard to decide where to spend January.
Holidays should be the highlight of the year, eclipsed only by getting the last slice of Friday night pizza or escaping the muppet from Procurement at the office Christmas bash.
But it can be confusing. How do you decide where to go? Where to stay? Follow this and you’re guaranteed a holiday to remember.
Over priced – January holidays should be overpriced. After all you don’t need to eat the rest of the year, when two weeks at Mollymook costs approximately the same as making an offer on Tetsuya’s.
Overheated –wherever you go it should be too hot. As long as even lying on the beach gives you second degree burns then you’re on the right track.
Overrated – it’s mandatory that every Christmas holiday be overrated. If you go somewhere overpriced (see above) then you’re pretty much set. For this you can’t go past Byron Bay.
Over it – I mean honestly, are they really worth it? Best stay home, apply a bit of Banana Boat Tahitian bronzer and pretend you had the best time ever. Why not – everyone else is doing it.
Julie's Rant 