New yellow peril

Summer means one thing: fake tans. Why do people feel the need to take on a hue that is baby orangatang meets jaffa? I just don’t get it. It looks so fake it is the skin equivalent of spray on cheese – just kind of bizarre really. People say a tan looks healthier but come on, have they given diet and exercise a thought? Others say it stops risking skin cancer because it means you don’t have to lie in the sun to get one. Well I don’t know about that. Alabaster skin has
not done Nicole’s career any harm. If she resembled the people out of the blonde, fake tan factory would she be as successful? I doubt it. People should embrace their inner white guy and leave orange for the rangas.