Driver on board – oh, really?

I really hate these car stickers:

• Baby on Board
• Princess on Board
• Princess-in-training on Board
• Little People on Board
• I Shoot and I Vote
• I Fish and I Vote

I mean for God‘s sake, is there any kind of person, not to mention princess or baby who votes, shoots or fishes or rides in a car and wants to tell the world, or at least the person stuck behind them on the M5 about it. I’m thinking Magic Happens stickers are a whole lot less sick-making.

And don’t get me started on the My Family series of stickers.

What about we combine all these stickers into just a few all-encompassing slogans, like:

I Breathe and I Vote

I Pay Taxes and I vote

I Drive and I Vote

I Park, Drive and Vote

I Believe Magic Happens and I Vote

Taxpayer on Board

Pissed-off Sydney Driver on Board

There’s a million of them when you think about it. Taxpayer on Board – that’s got to catch on, don’t you think? Then add a hibiscus and you have a fad worth patenting.

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